February 2012
3 posts
“Therefore, since the world has still
Much good, but much less good than ill,...”
– A. E. Housman
Oops!
Just read the nutrition facts after eating the allllll the nutter butters…which was about half of the calories I should consume in an entire day.
Good thing I don’t care. But damn.
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
8 posts
I want you to miss me forever...
I am the watch you always wear, but you forget to...
I just think that there’s something wrong with me. That I’m defective, somehow. That there’s something inside of me that repulses the people who get close enough to me to see it. I go to the end of the world and back for people and it means shit. In return I get fucked over and told it’s my fault. Or abandoned like an old toy that has served it’s purpose; to...
Leave it to my mother...
To make every single holiday unnecessarily dramatic and depressing.
I don't know who I think I'm talking to
When I write posts like the last one, or any post for that matter. It’s not like anyone’s reading the shit I say. Which is fine because I would only be wasting their time, anyway.
Will someone please...
Just shoot me in the face and put me out of my misery? Assisted suicide is legal in Oregon…
POOF!
And that’s the last of ‘em! The people in my life who supposedly gave any sort of shit about me, that is. They’ve been disappearing, slowly but surely, one by one, and tonight every last trace of them has vanished.
Are you happy now?
November 2011
6 posts
I am not your friend,
I’m not your lover, I’m not your family.
I wonder what it would feel like
To have the person who knows you best in this world think you are the sorriest excuse for a human being to have ever lived. Because I do.
So, how does it feel? Terrible, I hope.
If I could put it back,
Fill in all the cracks, there’s nothing I wouldn’t change.
But wishing never helps, wishing never helped, wishing never solved a thing.
You know what? Have at it!
And best of luck to you. You’re gonna need it.
How utterly depressinggg...
October 2011
1 post
interventions asked: I'm waiting for them from my mommy! I'll post them as soon as I get them :)
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
1 post
June 2011
3 posts
Every single time you say her name...
I want to throw up all over you.
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
8 posts
How do you stop loving someone?
I came with open arms practically BEGGING you to...
And you did. Why exactly am I surprised, again?
Oh yeah, because I am an idiotic little girl.
March 2011
17 posts
Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock
It’s very simple.
And as it always has,
“Shyness has a strange element of narcissism. A belief that how we look, how we...”
I'm addicted to shitty television.
Sammi and Ron need to knock their shit off. FUCK! I think all that hairspray has killed their brain cells cuz they argue like two-year-olds. And I’m over it.
Shoot.
When I play boggle, I lose all track of reality. There could literally be a fire in my house and I wouldn’t notice until it was too late. So I’d more than likely burn to death (happy) and PWNING the boggle beast! I looked at the clock just now and thought I had only been playing for a half an hour. Turns out, it’s been an hour and half. WHOOPS!
Currently downloading
The Harry Potter audio books. This is the most productive and exciting thing I’ve done all day! Maybe all of 2011, for that matter. And it’s only going to take 300 years with my medieval internet connection!
When shopping at Forever 21 remember this:
If you drop it on the ground, pick it up and put it back. WHAT AN IDEA! Especially if we make eye contact the moment after you drop it. If you don’t, just know I am mentally gouging your eyes out with a hanger.
I do realize our racks are very full and very hard to look through, but it is not impossible to shop without making the racks look like they’ve endured a stage 5 tornado. You...
ALERO PARTY!
Today, I was stopped at the intersection of Franklin and Milwaukee, jamming out to the ridiculously embarrassing Mike Posner song I’m in love with, when I noticed a silver Alero in front of me and another next to it. I was so excited, I stopped dancing to said Mike Posner song and kept trying to get their attention so I could wave at them for having such impeccable taste in cars, but they...
Danielle and I are starting our own radio show.
Danielle: Being a stripper would be a great way to make money.
Melissa: Except, you know, you’d be a stripper…